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Tales of Hoffman: Finale
November 20, 2009, 10:58 am
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Election officials upstate aren’t letting Hoffman define his own reality:

According to [Oswego Democratic elections commissioner Bill] Scriber, there were problems with the phone system on the night of the election that led to the delay in the results being posted online, but the idea of tampering is preposterous.

“I guess Mr. Hoffman is totally ignorant of the process in New York state and how local boards operate,” Scriber said. “No votes changed from election night, to election morning, to the day after, right up to today.”

The commissioner added that he believes that Hoffman owes the Oswego County Board of Elections and the staff an apology for his comments in the letter.

“This statement is so absolutely fictitious and false that I don’t know where to begin,” Scriber said. “It was such an irresponsible statement, I don’t know anybody other than Glenn Beck or Rush Limbaugh  that would believe it.”

Scriber added that Hoffman or one of his representatives had a legal right to be present during the vote and re-canvassing process.

“He was given notice from this board, and invited during our audit of the voting machines and our re-canvassing and counting of the absentees and affidavits,” Scriber said. “But right now, I don’t see anybody from the Hoffman campaign.”

The last bit is unforgivable, especially for a candidate making an allegation as serious as voter fraud. New York has long provided candidates the chance to witness the canvass or re-canvass of voting machines, and with the addition of paper ballots, the pilot program added the option for candidates to witness rigorous testing of the voting machines’ logic and accuracy, to ensure voter and campaign confidence in the process. That Hoffman participated in neither demonstrates, once and for all, that he prefers spouting conspiracy theories to actually living a fact-based, responsible political life. This is what happens when you choose Glenn Beck as a mentor.

Let’s hope Commissioner Scriber gets the apology he’s hoping for. In the meantime, Hoffman is done, and good riddance.



Hoffman Loses; Turns to Fanning Voting Machine Paranoia
November 19, 2009, 9:47 pm
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Conspiracy theories: a good reason not to put Glenn Beck's candidates in the national spotlight.

With  3,072 ballots left uncounted, Owens still leads — by 3,105 votes. Odds for Hoffman’s victory have moved from 1% down to 0%.

However, Hoffman looks to be gearing up to challenge the election results, linking from his website to an article in the Gouverneur Times, which suggests that voting machines were either infected with a virus or, due to the presence of USB ports, capable of hijacking on-site. Although the Watertown Daily Times has already partially debunked these rumors, they deserve a second treatment, for clarity’s sake.

Counties in New York currently use one of four voting machines — either Shoup or AVM “Lever” machines (collectively, “levers”), or one of two optical scanners, the Sequoia ImageCast, and the ES&S DS200. The latter are required by federal law — when, in 2005, New York accepted money pursuant to the Help America Vote Act, it committed to abandoning its lever machines, but the state substantially failed to implement HAVA until recently (read more here). This year, as part of a “pilot program,” 46 New York counties deployed optical scanners for their primary and general elections, including all counties in the 23rd Congressional district except Clinton, Essex, and part of Oneida. All NY-23 counties participating in the pilot program use the Sequoia ImageCast.

It’s true that many of the counties experienced, at some point in time, problems with their Sequoia machines. But no problems persisted through election day. Here’s how we know. Because their deployment is at this time experimental, electronic voting machines are governed by strict proposed regulations, treated as effective for the purposes of the pilot program. These procedures require that commissioners confirm the accuracy of all of their machines’ logic with a “test deck” of ballots FOUR TIMES (before and after their deployment, and before and after canvassing) (§ 6209). Any “virus” would be caught instantly, and any that slipped through the cracks would be caught by another regulation that escalates the statutory 3% audit requirement (N.Y. Elec. Law § 9-211) to a much higher level, and provides for further escalation if problems are encountered (§ 6210). So much for viruses.

Concerns about electronic “hacking” or ballot tampering are similarly misplaced, because both would have to happen to defeat audit/test deck procedures, and neither can happen. Even if Sequoia machines do have a USB port (I’ve never seen one), the machines go from locked facilities at the County Board, where they’re under bipartisan lock & key, to a polling site where they’re in public view, and then back to the bipartisan County Board. Tampering would have to be sanctioned by both Republican and Democratic election commissioners, and then overlooked by campaign observers, who are permitted and encouraged to be present at canvassing. Chain of custody procedures for paper ballots, if separated from their machines, are even more rigorous (§ 6210.11).

Further, much like a Battlestar, voting machines are NEVER NETWORKED. EVER. Voting cards are programmed by an Election Management System subject to the same lock & key procedures, and bereft of any internet connectivity software or hardware.

All of this is to say Hoffman enters any prospective recount with the burden of proof stacked against him. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. If you see an election commissioner worry, then worry. But even the conspiratorial Gouverneur Times notes that the commissioners aren’t on their side — though they mask their lack of evidence with weasel words (“Republican Commissioner Judith Peck refused to speculate…”). For shame, Gouverneur Times — the press shouldn’t be in the business of spreading paranoia, or feeding the rumors of a madman.



Hoffman’s NY-23 Spin: Bad on Facts, Worse on Presentation
November 19, 2009, 12:22 pm
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Though the election is over, and the news on the absentee ballot count is going from bad to worse for Hoffman, his spin machine is apparently just starting. From Hoffman’s campaign site:

As evidence surfaces, we find out that reported results from election night were far from accurate. ACORN and the unions did their best to try and sway the results to Obamacare supporter Bill Owens.

I was forced to concede after receiving two pieces of grim news – - down 5,335 votes with 93 percent of the vote counted on election night – and barely won my stronghold in Oswego County. On Election Night, the information we received was far different from what we received this week! [. . .]

Let’s force them keep this recanvassing active! Let’s give this election a chance to end differently!
Oswego County elections officials blame the mistakes on “chaos“ in their call-in center that included a phone system foul-up, and on inspectors who read numbers incorrectly when phoning in results. This sounds like a tactic right from the ACORN playbook.

The second paragraph conceals a very important distortion: as we have explained, Oswego’s election night report that Hoffman won the county narrowly, with 93% of the vote reporting, was quite accurate. What Hoffman should have known, but didn’t bother to investigate, was that the remaining 7% of the vote was likely to bolster his numbers substantially. The fault in Oswego is not with the elections commissioners, but with Hoffman’s failure to follow through on his own election. Jefferson County is another story: there the problem was real, the fault was with the commissioners, and the delayed returns may have prejudiced Hoffman’s decision to concede. But, “no harm, no foul”: Jefferson’s numbers were corrected the very next day, and though the corrections flipped the county to Hoffman, they didn’t change the district-wide outcome. The notion that this is somehow a new story as of last week is absurd.

So much for the factual allegations. What’s really concerning is Hoffman’s presentation: the page on which this impassioned plea resides is entitled, “Stop another stolen election!” Ahem: “another”? What, pray tell, was the first stolen election? Is Hoffman saying the “Obama Regime” somehow stole the 2008 race? [Update: yes.]

And then there’s the postscript:

P.S. I ran a different kind of campaign, one where Conservatives, Republicans, Libertarians, Tea Party and 9/12 activists rallied around. ACORN, the unions and Democratic Party were scared, and that’s why they tampered with the ballots of voters in NY-23.

First commenter to spot all the grammar errors gets a prize. Hoffman may have gained votes since November 3rd, but he’s steadily losing his already-tenuous grasp on reality.



If Not the Deficit, Then What?
November 19, 2009, 8:30 am
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Throughout the mad season of this past summer, the one thing that united the “tea party” movement — you know, apart from racism and conspiracy theories — was a concern for the deficit. Conservative commentators have gone as far as to peg it as the new conservative issue, despite the fact that Republicans have never helped the deficit, and the fact that Obama’s impact on it has thus far, comparatively, been rather small. With time, “the deficit” may have even become a rallying cry for a resurgent conservative movement, and a theme to unify Republican opposition to every move Obama made. Alas, it is not to be:

Reid made sure to emphasize a Congressional Budget Office estimate that the bill would reduce the deficit by $127 billion over the next 10 years, and perhaps as much as $650 billion over the 10 years after that. He also worked to reassure worried seniors that the bill will not weaken Medicare — in fact, he argued, it will strengthen it.

It’s hard to argue against a bill that expands health care coverage to 94% of Americans while shrinking the deficit. The Republicans now face a tough choice: find a new reason to oppose healthcare reform (“socialism,” perhaps?), or simply pretend the CBO estimate never happened? My money’s on the latter.



Vitter: “No Idea” if Loving v. Virginia Rightly Decided
November 18, 2009, 5:29 pm
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A great moment for Tulane Law School — their alumnus, Senator David Vitter has “no idea” if Loving v. Virginia, 388 U.S. 1 (1967), was rightly decided. Could it have been judicial activism run amok? Maybe!

It’s forgivable for politicians to not know Supreme Court cases. I wouldn’t expect a sitting Senator to be able to tell me what he thought of Lochner v. New York, or even Kelo v. City of New London. But knowing Loving v. Virginia, the case that finally crushed the white supremacist movement by invalidating miscegenation laws, is a matter of good citizenship, and it’s taught in literally every law school, ever. There are questions you can’t brush off, and there are those that you shouldn’t: “was Loving rightly decided?” is one of the two, and whichever one it was, Vitter failed the test.

As Evan reminds us, Vitter was the only Senator not to comment on the Louisiana judge who refused to marry mixed-race couples. Now we can imagine why.

h/t Evan at BreakTheTerror.



Choosing the Villain
November 18, 2009, 3:32 pm
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Do we forgive John McCain for unleashing the horror that is Sarah Palin on an unsuspecting world? In my mind, yes — but for Andrew Sullivan, the answer is a resounding no:

If [McCain] had any sense of responsibility, he would resign. And if the Washington media had any sense of responsibility, it would never invite him on TV again without demanding he take responsibility for what he nearly did to the national security of this country. No one who put [Palin] near the nuclear button should have a future in public life.

I think that’s probably the wrong instinct. Admittedly, though, the answer depends on what kind of story you want, and whom you choose to cast as the villain. In the myth of the fall, do you blame Eve for biting the apple, Satan for tempting her, or God for executing his promised judgment?

Sullivan blames McCain — the Eve, the player with the last best chance to avoid the stated harm. That’s fine, but it ignores the evidence: McCain’s impressive leadership before and immediately after the campaign, and the numerous insiders who insisted, even then, that the pick was forced on him. If we want to assign blame, we shouldn’t gravitate to the entrapped, also-victimized middle man. Let’s go farther up the chain of causality, to the source of the original evil. I’m looking at you, Schmidt.



Prosaic Pundit Pens Poorly-Planned Panegyric Praising Palin’s Populism

A sequel to the praiseworthy primer, “Palin the Post-Partisan Populist Pals around with Pundits.”

It’s always entertaining to watch Ivy-educated well-connected authors pontificate on the need for common people to tear down Ivy-educated well-connected authors, but Matthew Continetti’s defense of a “new populism” strains even the relaxed standard of credibility applied to such antics. Setting aside factual problems — most Americans still favor healthcare reform, especially with a public option, and stripping power from insurance companies is a profoundly anti-elitist move — the central conceit of the argument, that Sarah Palin stands in unbroken succession with populist luminaries like Andrew Jackson and William Jennings Bryan, is simply a bridge too far.

The first, the last, the best, the Cincinnatus of the West.

The analysis goes awry at the outset. Jackson and Bryan were not just populists, but masters of the art, heirs to a tradition begun in Rome and perfected in America. Classicists will recall Cincinnatus — the farmer-turned-dictator who saved the Republic and, upon completion of his duties, promptly returned to his farm to till his land, spurning the lifetime of fame and fortune that could’ve been his. Like Washington, Jackson and Bryan both drew substantially (if unknowingly) from the Cincinnatus myth. They were brilliant men who could skillfully navigate the halls of power, but chose not to. Visitors to Jackson’s Hermitage (Continetti and I agree, it’s well worth the trip) are treated to a full picture of a deeply intellectual man who, despite partially embracing his opponents’ portrayal of him as an illiterate backwoodsman, maintained a vast library, read and re-read Plutarch, and decorated his home with maps of the growing American Republic. This was a complex man — not a “commoner,” not an “elite,” but something uniquely American. Despite his unfortunate embrace of creationism (and… uh… racism), Bryan was much the same: he maintained the sensibilities of the common man, but advocated for them by taking up the weapons and vestments of the elites.

William Jennings Bryan.

Continetti is right to praise these men, as exemplars of a substantially forgotten American political tradition — the expert statesman who does it because he has to, and never forgets the roots of democracy. However, Continetti misses the mark by putting Palin in their company. Palin, he argues, is their natural successor, misunderstood and maligned by the elites as an uneducated backwater hick. Fine. But there the similarities end. Jackson and Bryan were successful for their ability to walk both worlds — like Cincinattus, they could deploy the knowledge, expertise, and rigorous methodology of the educated elites, but through the perspective of, and to the exclusive service of, the common man. Palin, however, lacks the intellect that transformed Jackson and Bryan into paragons, and Continetti’s “intuitive faith in builders and traders, in hockey moms and plumbers,” is inadequate to supply the deficit, because it is meaningless. What could it possibly mean?

The Palin myth breaks down here, because ultimately, the stereotypes of the contemptible elite and the virtuous but “simple” small town dweller must be unsatisfying. Few elites are actually evil and subversive; and, more importantly, few small-towners are “simple.” The vast majority of Americans, regardless of domicile, are intelligent, profoundly interested men and women, committed to themselves and their country. Only aspirant demagogues like Sarah Palin actually (and gleefully) live the stereotype of the willfully ignorant backwoodsmen. Accordingly, when Palin claims to speak for and embody small town America, we should be offended by the implied insult. The average American, whether she lives in the city or the suburbs, is closer to a Jackson than a Palin, and thank God for that.

Somewhere along the line we decided to sever the parts of the Cincinnatus myth that lies at the heart of American populism: today we call someone a populist for simply identifying with the common man, and to hell with the vigorous competence and record of service that marked the populist movement’s first and finest avatars. To equate a lack of achievements and an utter disinterest in ever attaining distinction with the notion of the American “common man” demeans us all, and dupes us into selecting leaders based on their ability to act, rather than their ability to lead. We deserve better, we are better, and that, ultimately, is why Sarah Palin must fail.



Victory!
November 17, 2009, 6:27 pm
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Finest muffins & bagels in all the land, &c — foe of all conservatives everywhere, Judge David Hamilton, is now easily slated to take his seat on the Seventh Circuit Court of Appeals. Apparently Hamilton had a leadership position in the ACLU and had raised money for ACORN. We could fact-check RedState on this, but what’s the use? If it’s true, it just means they lost harder than expected.



Hoffman “Unconcedes” NY-23 Race Just in Time to Concede Again
November 17, 2009, 3:54 pm
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Except, no.

Wonkette and The Hill are reporting he’ll “unconcede” — as he promised Glenn Beck — but apparently a promise to Glenn Beck means about as much as an election-night concession. Local sources, closer to the story and the players, report that Hoffman is not contesting the count of absentee ballots, meaning he’s also likely not deploying observers to watch the canvass returns, a right that candidates enjoy (and uniformly exercise) pursuant to New York election law.

As a reminder, the Palladium Times, the only newspaper that’s managed to get the story right, explained that phone problems delayed returns in Oswego County, causing nine election districts (out of 125) to fail to report until the next day, by which time Hoffman had already conceded. Similarly, human error caused Hoffman to under-perform in Jefferson County by about 1,000 votes. The error wasn’t discovered until the next day.

Critically, at least in Oswego County, what’s become the epicenter of the controversy, at all times after 10:30 PM on election night, 1.5 hours after close of polls, all public data on the returns were accurate: had Hoffman called the Oswego Board of Elections, he would’ve been informed of the exact state of the count, that nine election districts weren’t yet in, and that the vote totals would rise by 2,000+ votes once they were. The notion that outside forces somehow conspired to trick Hoffman into conceding has no basis in the facts. He simply wasn’t a responsible candidate.

The Hill gets one thing right, though — Hoffman would have to win 65-70% of the absentee ballots to carry the election and displace Owens. Since the race was a three-way contest until three days before the election, and Hoffman’s surge didn’t happen until four days before, it’s highly unlikely that he’ll win anything close to that.

UDPATE: by the way, for those curious, a “concession” has no legal effect in New York, nor does a “suspension of one’s campaign” (what Assemblywoman Scozzafava did). The only authorities on who “won” a race are the County Board(s) of Elections responsible for the race, working in conjunction with the N.Y. State Board of Elections. A despondent, “resigned” candidate can still be dragged kicking and screaming into office if they won the vote.

Critically, no election results have been certified, nor has any New York authority represented its results as certified. The State Board delivered an unofficial certification to the Clerk of the House in advance of Owen’s swearing in, carefully noting the result was not yet official. The Gouverneur Times gets that right, but dishonestly suggests Owens is occupying his office illegally. He’s not. At the time of his swearing-in, the race was uncontested: an impound order on voting machines is NOT an official, Article 16 challenge to election results. I haven’t been able to get a copy of the complaint ordering the impound of voting machines, but the judge’s order to that effect does not style itself as an Article 16 order. Cf. N.Y. Elec. Law, § 16-112 (McKinney 2008).

Two weeks out, official certification is still pending. Because New York is testing out new voting machines for the first time this year, the official canvass has just begun, following a thorough audit of the new machines that lasted until, likely, today. We’ll be keeping our eyes on the situation, but only to dispel rumors about the way the law works up here. There’s literally a 0% chance Hoffman will win this thing.



Statism, Symbols, Patriotic Mantra, and Irony

In a post published today, Salon has hit on what, I think, is a deep irony: isn’t it odd that “tea partiers,” the same protesters who construe President Obama’s call to community service as nascent fascism, gleefully recite a pledge that, by its own words, submits the citizen to the power of the state?

Granted, they don’t always get it right, but still.

I have no problem with the pledge of allegiance: a great nation requires great symbols, and rituals of unity, and despite the pledge’s comparative novelty (it dates to 1892 or 1954, depending on the version), it’s a relatively elegant way of stating our common purpose as participants in what Tocqueville called the “American experiment.” But if you’re offended by the notion of the President asking citizens to serve their country, to the extent that the President does represent the will of the country, gleefully embracing the pledge might be a tad inconsistent.