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Wandering happily through Herald Square this past weekend, I chanced upon the unthinkable: a bunker of scientologists, administering tests with their patented e-meters, devices that suggest a union between a bathroom scale, a Roomba, and the original Star Trek’s idea of a tricorder, but belie their unholy purpose. Scientology’s free “stress test,” facilitated by the primitive-looking e-meter, is an attempt to sucker the emotionally vulnerable into a situation where, with their guard down, they can be plied with promises of salvation from the rigors of daily life… provided they make the right contributions to the “Church” of Scientology.
Scientology is a cruel joke played by L. Ron Hubbard on humanity, an attempt to create a fraudulent religion that’s nonetheless fooled thousands into handing over their life savings, and kept them in line with violence and threats of violence. While many European countries have peered behind the curtain, and appropriately recognized Scientology as a business masquerading as a religion, we in America still put up with this tripe.
The mere existence of the violent sham known as Scientology suggests to me that we need a better definition of “religion” in America, with the goal being to exclude Scientology and similar scam cults, while protecting good-faith faiths (ba-dum pish!). So what makes a belief set into a religion?
Oddly, religion seems to gather its label, its respectability, and its bona fides mainly through the passage of time. The Romans give an extreme example of the importance of historicality: obsessed with the conception of “chronological primitivism” (it’s old, ergo it must be good!) they even granted Judaism and the Jews singular respect during most of the Republic’s life, out of deference to the Hebrew God’s ancient provenance. Of course, when push came to shove, that respect vanished with the Second Temple, but the point remains, religion becomes more “religious” with age.
But that’s not an acceptable point of distinction. Surely Mormonism is just as much of a religion as Christianity or Islam. Many other criteria similarly fail: we couldn’t define religion so as to exclude the profitable (underinclusive: many religions make money), or to include only those that invoke a divine being (overinclusive; too easy to satisfy), nor could we condition “religious” treatment based on charity work, without violating the first amendment. Court cases on the issue have been unsatisfying. While Scientology’s own history proves it to have been a scam ab initio, other cults might be hard to define.
In the end, when asking whether or not a group qualifies as a religion or a money-making scheme/cult, the inquiry may boil down – like the legal test to distinguish obscenity from “valuable” speech – to the pithy statement that “I know it when I see it.”
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Fantastic post, Ames.
It does present an interesting problem and, of course, it wasn’t long ago that Christianity was the radical and dangerous new sect. Good-faith faith (funny phrase) is actually a great way to judge it.
When the founder of your “religion” says the following, you should stop listening to everything he says after that:
“Writing for a penny a word is ridiculous. If a man really wants to make a million dollars, the best way would be to start his own religion”
Comment by Collin July 22, 2008 @ 1:08 pm- L Ron Hubbard
I think that the Romans used longevity simply because it’s one of the only tools available, and it prevents new problems from cropping up. If all you’re interested in doing is distinguishing between honest religions and for-profit religions, you need only judge the motives of the people at the top. However, this seems unsatisfying – at some point in their histories, most every respectable modern religion was largely for-profit. By this standard, then, in another few decades when the upper tiers of Scientology are themselves true believers, Scientology will be an honest religion.
At root, there simply isn’t that much difference between the sorts of things a Scientologist believes and the sorts of things a fundamentalist Christian believes. The individual believers are both entirely honest in their beliefs, though those beliefs are also largely explicable as a result of social circumstance. One believes that humanity was brought here by an evil alien in giant space airplanes, and that the spirits of all those who died in the process cling to us and make us sad. One believes that man was poofed into existence roughly six thousand years ago, immortal and perfect, by an incomprehensible, infinite, invisible, and intangible supreme being. One believes that psychiatry is bunk and one believes that praying about something can fix it. It’s hard to say that one is objectively sillier than the other.
The problem with the obscenity criterion here is that it’s merely a back door for longevity and popularity to sneak in. To many, Christianity is more respectable than Scientology because, well, because it’s more respectable, clearly. Christianity’s claims don’t seem as absurd because they’ve been around longer and because we all know people who bought in to them.
Longevity is a useful practical compromise. It maintains social order by respecting religions that lots of people feel need to be respected, but it doesn’t extend the same protection to new and unpopular religions, encouraging them to die out.
If one is going to distinguish between religions in an objective manner, the best way, to my mind, is to judge them by how little they have to say with the physical world. A religion that concerns itself only with metaphysics seems to me to be more worthy of respect than one that makes a great many claims about historical events.
Comment by Gotchaye July 22, 2008 @ 1:13 pmScientology does make historical claims. Specifically, that all that we understand about all religions other than Scientology was fed to us in brainwashing by the aliens. It makes a far more sweeping historical claim than any other religion.
And the Scientology cross with the X through it? L Ron explains that the Christian cross – as introduced to us in our brainwashing – was actually a stolen version of the true Scientology cross. It strains the limits of credulity to such a point that you have to wonder whether even L Ron ventured a truth claim (which I think is an essential element of a religion.)
Comment by Collin July 22, 2008 @ 2:40 pmI more or less agree with Gotchaye.
To qualify as a religion, a group should at the very least have some sort of metaphysical/transcendent element. It’s very hard to find that in Scientology, especially when you consider how at the same time they also run around passing themselves off as an objective science, what with their E-meters and “tech” and all.
I also suggest checking out this video by long-time critic Mark Bunker for another discussion of how Scientology differs from more mainstream religions.
Oh, and Ames? Not to alarm you or anything, but be sure to look after your cat and such. Scientology is not too fond of people who say mean things about them.
Comment by lanfranc July 22, 2008 @ 2:49 pmPardon my youthful ignorance, but why should the state be narrowing the definition of religion? In a liberal democracy, people are allowed to pursue their own conception of “good”. They may join an organization, dedicate time and money to that organization, and so long as they do no harm to others, the state should not intervene.
Two potential problems arise with Scientology: (1) it currently has tax free status as a non profit. The test then becomes whether it appropriates its funds in such a way that it warrants such status. (2) There is potential for adults to coerce their children into strictly adhering to Scientology to the detriment of the children.
All religions share both problems. For instance, there is nothing legally wrong with multiple consenting adults cohabitating and calling it “marriage”; however, we have seen in some fundamentalist Mormon sects, children are coerced into polygamist marriages and therefore harmed. The state has decided that children cannot consent to certain things, therefore it will intervene if a child is being forced into an action or situation in which he/she cannot possibly consent.
Assuming that Scientologists do not make a mockery of these basic rules, there should be no reason why the state should take any notice of their practices, no matter how bizarre or unorthodox. Remember, when you give the state the power to go after people or groups you don’t like, you give them the power to go after you (should your ideological adversaries assume control of government).
Comment by Trey Howard July 22, 2008 @ 3:23 pmI didn’t get the sense from what Ames wrote that he wanted the state or the law to be involved at all. I thought this was a line of inquiry he was undertaking for himself and for interested people. Do a quick control-F for “state” and “government.”
Comment by Collin July 22, 2008 @ 3:38 pmApologies in advance for the tremendous length of this post.
Scientology certainly does make historical claims, but I don’t know that anything it’s saying is more sweeping than creation ex nihilo or the Flood. Its claims are certainly less improbable, if only because they’re on-face possible (again, contrast with the Flood) and aren’t actively refuted by physical evidence (ignoring the psychiatry stuff). I think you’re tending to give the miraculous in Christianity a free pass simply because the claims are ancient and popular; by any other criterion, it seems to me that alien brainwashing strains credulity less than miraculous resurrection or a global Flood.
To be perfectly clear, I have no respect for Scientology, but neither do I have much for Christian fundamentalism. On the other hand, I really have no problem with the vaguely Christian spirituality of a lot of Americans, and very little problem with those Christians who believe in just the resurrection. I think the latter are primarily concerned with metaphysics, and that the few historical claims that liberal Christianity does make (the resurrection, notably) are accepted only because they’re seen as undergirding the belief structure as a whole.
I also think you’re focusing a bit much on the history of Scientology. Why ought it to matter how a religion was founded? If you were to hop into a time machine, and if you were to find that Jesus, Muhammad, or Siddhartha was just making things up, would you then not consider Christianity, Islam, or Buddhism to be a religion?
As Ames intimates, Scientology also seems like one of the easy cases. If a man shows up tomorrow, claiming to be bringing the word of God and promising eternal paradise for those who follow him, will he have founded a religion? Are the beliefs of people that follow him worthy of as much respect as your average Christian’s? We’re inclined to say no, but, upon reflection, it seems to me that this inclination is purely a result of longevity- and familiarity-bias.
But perhaps there’s some excuse for basing respect on longevity. Someone’s (to you, mistaken) belief in what their parents, peers, and culture all embrace is much more understandable than someone’s belief in a prophet of today. Nonbelievers may find powerful religions respectable because of a “there but for the grace of God go I” intuition – almost all of us would be believing Christians had we been born in certain circumstances that have actually obtained at some point in history. Relatively few of us can imagine being believing Scientologists. Because we see ourselves as sensible about these things, we assume sensibility on the part of people who believe the things that we might have believed had circumstances been slightly different.
Comment by Gotchaye July 22, 2008 @ 4:00 pmCollin:
I didn’t get the sense from what Ames wrote that he wanted the state or the law to be involved at all.
Probably not; however, the state is already involved in this through the very problematic tax agreement from 1993 between the IRS and Scientology. As the currently running Sklar case has shown, Scientology members enjoy tax benefits which are not extended to members of other religious groups. There are some serious issues involved here, not least a violation of the Establishment Clause.
And that’s not even going into the circumstances surrounding the settlement, which are a whole other chapter by itself.
Comment by lanfranc July 22, 2008 @ 4:16 pmTo me, the fact that it is basically impossible to distinguish differences in a ‘true’ religion and a ‘for profit’ religion just proves how equally stupid and ridiculous all religions are.
Comment by FCD July 22, 2008 @ 4:40 pmGotchaye,
Let me quote wikipedia: “Hubbard claimed that Islam was the result of an extraterrestrial memory implant.”
Alien brainwashing is one thing. But pay attention to what I’m saying.
The alien brainwashing is said to have been the SOURCE OF all evidence of other religions in human history. Old sacred tablets, manuscripts, holy sites – all delusions wrought by that central act of deception. Do you see how sweeping that is?
This is like the claim that dinosaur bones were planted in the ground by humans, but put on steroids. Scientology attempts to subvert documented portions of human history, far above and beyond its story of how humans got to earth (which every religion has something to say about.)
If you don’t like Christian “fundamentalism,” you should really be upset by Scientology.
Comment by Collin July 22, 2008 @ 4:55 pmIt seems that the longevity argument provides a simple way of validating the majority religions while discrediting smaller ones. While I don’t buy into the entire post-modern argument that catagorizations and arbitrary grouping are used as a source of power and a means of oppression, I think we are verging too close to doing just that.
One cannot create an exclusionary definition of religion without considering the implications (especially since religions are given special protections). Words have specific meanings, and changing them to suit our needs suggests a certain motive. What is ours?
Comment by Trey Howard July 22, 2008 @ 5:02 pmAnd, since it seems that more clarification is needed than I tend to deem necessary, let me elaborate. When I refer to ancient texts as “history,” I mean only they are historical artifacts that actual people created from their own experience. I’m not addressing whether the religious content of such artifacts is in any sense verifiable.
It’s one thing to say that your religion alone is correct and that all others err. It’s another entirely to say that all other religions never existed.
Comment by Collin July 22, 2008 @ 5:06 pmI grant that that’s very sweeping, though it only strikes me as about on par with the claim that the Flood caused the fossils we find closer to the surface to float, etc. Regardless, I don’t really have a problem giving this to you. Perhaps Scientology is objectively so far beyond the pale that there can be no controversy with respect to it, but it still seems to me that if you’re going to attach respect to religions insofar as they don’t make absurd claims about history, fundamentalist Christianity just doesn’t do very well. That is, if Scientology isn’t a worthy religion by virtue of the sorts of claims we’re talking about, it’s hard to call fundamentalist Christianity one, though I’ll grant that there is a place you could set the bar so as to catch one and not the other (but this seems contrived).
Comment by Gotchaye July 22, 2008 @ 9:36 pmI’m enjoying reading this discussion…. to busy to currently participate but that makes me sad…. but something to note:
Thanks to all the comments – which show up in my gmail – my gmail ads are now things like “UFOs – Explained, http://www.theuniversesolved.com – An alternative explanation for UFOs (and everything else).”
Wow. Gmail thinks I’m insanse.
Comment by Ames July 22, 2008 @ 9:47 pmDefining what qualifies as religion, while an interesting exercise, is somewhat useless in navigating the sorts of social and cultural instituations one seeks to put under the umbrella of “religion.” (Or leave out in the rain, as it were.)
Because the term “religion” exists doesn’t mean that the pheonemona described by the term exist. J.Z. Smith’s Map Is Not Territory makes that point much more academically and eloquently, along the way addressing the notion of “religion” as a Western conceit that’s only really existed in the post-Enlightenment era. Before that, religion was one of many ways of understanding the world, and, more than that, it was the way of life, with little options outside of it. When the Enlightenment brought about the notion of secularism and the separation of church and state, the contemporary concept of “religion” was born, only to distinguish it from other matters. The notion of “religion” as being thought of as the territory instead of the map grew from that distinction.
The category exists now, of course, so the task is really to define what “religion” is as opposed to evaluating groups on some cavalier notion of what practices are valid or not. (For the record, I think Scientology’s practices are not. For those reading this comment: if you’re waiting to tag me as a “cult apologist,” [and I've already written on the term "cult"] you’re missing the point.)
I argue that the best definitions of what constitutes religion are broad. My favorite two definitions come from very different sources. The first from anthropologist Clifford Geertz makes reference to one’s organization of the world, breaking the notion into five parts: “[Religion is] (1) a system of symbols which acts to (2) establish powerful, pervasive, and long-lasting moods and motivations in men by (3) formulating conceptions of a general order of existence and (4) clothing these conceptions with such an aura of factuality that (5) the moods and motivations seem uniquely realistic.” Rather than define how a given group would look or act, Geertz describes a system which acts a specific way in relation to individuals. The other is from theologian Paul Tillich, describing “faith” as “the state of being ultimately concerned.” The definition is short, and has many detractors (and its weaknesses, for that matter) but it deals with religion in a broad sense. I interpret “ultimate concern” as dealing with how one’s identity is perceived by the self. For example, if one’s “ultimate concern” involves being hyper-patriotic (a simplified example, for the sake of space), that describes the notion of civil religion–not a “traditional religion,” and probably a concept that would slip by the “I know it when I see it” rubric.
Bestowing the term “religion” on a particular phenomenon or social group isn’t an honor, it’s merely a constructed category to help people organize the world a little better. The term itself includes all manner of expressions of good, bad, dishonest and pious. To limit the term “religion” to only those groups which seem legitimate to you, based on whatever criteria you would base that judgment, is to neuter the diversity of the human experience.
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Whose human experience? That of the Scientologists? They don’t care what I think, as long as they’re granted favorable tax status. And my definition of religion has about as little to do with the government’s as yours does.
Does it “neuter” the diversity of my human experience? How would it do that, when Scientology, religion or not, is something I have no interest in studying or practicing?
How do you “neuter the diversity of human experience” anyway? By rendering it incapable of reproduction? Or by robbing it of its gender identity?
Comment by Collin July 23, 2008 @ 11:07 amProbably not the best choice of words (since I opted for color rather than exactness), but then again I didn’t know someone would only see fit to respond to the last sentence.
I wasn’t only referring to Scientology, and they’re probably one of the most questionable religious groups you could name.
So, let me explain the idea I was trying to express in the last sentence. I was responding to the practice of defining religion such that some groups are included and some aren’t, when the reality of any such category is that it is more fluid and becomes less definite as more scrutiny is leveled at any groups on the boundary of that definition. Defining religion on those terms is absurd, and grants favorable treatment to those lucky enough to be in the club.
You mention favorable tax status, and the post mentioned that Europe has been less forgiving to Scientology. Germany, for example, taxes religious groups as if they were organizations, and this is a far more equitable system in my opinion than the pedestal onto which religious groups are placed in the U.S. If an organization is generating profit, there should be some sort of check on that. For all of Scientology’s corruption (and there’s a lot of it), I’m sure that small-time Christian churches have been laundering or embezzling money for longer than Scientology’s existence.
Your lack of interest in any religion and their lack of care for your thoughts is irrelevant, I agree. The definition is relevant (though the question is probably more philosophical than legal)–allowing people to practice whatever they choose to believe (with reasonable limits) is a fundamental right, I would argue. Making some forms of belief illegitimate in the eyes of a constricting definition of religion curtails that right, I would argue. Branding groups as “cults” based on personal judgment (“I know it when I see it”) is a step toward persecution.
Again, I’m not defending Scientology. What they do is sketchy at best and unethical at worst. Why are they unworthy of being included in the definition of “religion” while Catholicism, with its explicit and widespread abuses with regard to child abuse, is included in the definition?
This question runs a lot deeper than the discussion here, and I’m trying to reflect some of that.
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