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A Good New Year Resolution: Stop Texting

Not because it’s often silly to use a phone to send a message, the typing of which takes longer than a phone call to convey same verbally … or because old people like me find it difficult to coordinate their thumbs …

We should stop texting because we are tired of being bent over a barrel. Our backs are sore, and we are dizzy from all the blood that has rushed to our heads.

Currently, the Senate is investigating potential price fixing among wireless carriers, companies that have raised per-message text rates 100% (from an average $0.10 to $0.20) and also have increased monthly unlimited-text charges by significant amounts over the last three years.

Turns out (with what little transparency companies offer on texting technology) it is damn-near FREE for wireless carriers to transmit the multi-trillion text messages sent over the same period. Powered cell phones are constantly pinging back and forth with cell towers as they move on our persons. Every ping, besides providing our locations and enabling service, has open space to transmit additional information. Actually, each ping has enough space to carry the byte load of 160 text characters.

160 characters … hmmmmm … sound familiar?

Companies limit text messages to 160 characters because that is what will fit (at no additional charge to them) as part of a transmission that is happening anyway. There, of course, IS the aforementioned increased cost to the consumer, either on a per-message basis or as part of a monthly package charge.

This model is a stroke of genius from the carriers. They are essentially making money for nothing, and who doesn’t want to do that?

The class-action suits can work themselves out; in the meantime, I’m going to give my thumbs and my wallet a rest.

Of course, considering the frightfully low success rates of most of my resolutions, this particular rage against the machine might not amount to much.

Sigh.



Future History: Why Humanity is Ahead of the Curve
January 1, 2009, 6:47 am
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For much of humanity, 2008 was a rough year: war continued apace; terrorism remained a threat, with the world’s largest democracy witnessing a full-scale invasion; and the global financial market disintegrated overnight. When future generations look back on our lives, in global terms at least, 2008 may well be something of a write-off, the dusk that had to come before the dawn.

That said, things could be worse, and they have been in recent memory. There’re no wars to be fought in the homeland (1776, 1860), the stock market’s in bad shape but it’s not about to disappear (1920s), Europe is in no danger of vanishing under a tyrant’s boot overnight (1939-45), and the prospect of nuclear war doesn’t threaten our survival as a species (1945-85). Keeping things in perspective, 2008 wasn’t so bad, and 2009 promises to be better.

Besides, we’re ahead of the Roddenberry Curve. What’s the Roddenberry Curve? Glad you asked. Gene Roddenberry, the creator of Star Trek, used his beloved series to explore human nature through the lens of an idyllic human future, where poverty is no issue, and humanity sits at the head of a vast intergalactic alliance founded on the principles of the dignity of life, equality, reason, and popular sovereignty. Without the need to fight for our survival, Roddenberry imagined humanity as an explorer race, eternally curious of “strange new worlds” and morally bound to bring similar freedoms to others, where possible.

It’s a nice dream, but in Roddenberry’s own vision, it was a long time coming, a future pax arrived at only after apocalyptic disaster made clear the necessity of unity. For Roddenberry, the inherent human tendency towards war and self-destruction was a cathartic (and eventually positive) force: only after disastrous warfare, first genetic (1992-96) then nuclear (2050s), and horrific poverty (2020s) could humanity unite to prevent future disastrous relapses, an impulse towards peaceful progress that culminated in the discovery of interstellar warp travel. It was the same story for most of the other species in Roddenberry’s universe: only after a people hit rock-bottom could they finally struggle towards permanent, sustainable peace.

It's been a long road.

Here’s the good news: judging by current events, Roddenberry grossly overstated humanity’s self-destructive tendencies. We stepped back from the brink of apocalypse in 1962, and the end of the Cold War seems to have permanently impressed on most nation-states the danger of even thinking of nuclearizing conflict, hot or cold. There are no more wars for war’s sake; no more empires of conquest. As a species, we’ve largely gotten over ourselves, and we didn’t need a nuclear war to get us there. Forty years of fearing one was enough, thanks. Certainly those impulses exist at the fringe – some with the power to threaten the center – but so long as they remain at the fringe, we’re ahead of Roddenberry’s universe. Even if 2008 was a rough year, we’ve beaten the Curve.

The bad news, of course, is that we’ve yet to overcome greed, jealousy, and the ignorance born of racial and religious hatred (to borrow a phrase); and national consciousness still trumps any concern for the survival of our species and planet as a whole, which remain in jeopardy as a lingering result of industrialization. Oh – and if Einstein’s right, warp speed is going to be a long time coming. Some things to work on in the new year, perhaps.