By Marius, Politics

Palin Resigns Amid Speculation

Citing a desire to do good outside of politics, Governor Palin has announced that she will resign, effective at the end of the month.

It would be curious, indeed, if this were a preface to a national run. Indeed, her language seems to disclaim the other possibility, that she’s preparing a run for the Senate. But this announcement is too big to be explained by her stated reasons. Let the speculation begin.

Stream of consciousness speech follows:


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Discussion

2 Responses to “Palin Resigns Amid Speculation”

  1. She’s resigning because she doesn’t want to be a lame duck because it sucks and to serve the people of Alaska better. There’s taking responsibility!

    Posted by Ian | July 4, 2009, 6:57 am
  2. And in America they say, the GOP’s heart, and brain, grew three sizes that day.

    Posted by Jello | July 4, 2009, 3:20 pm

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